Okay so long story short this week was Winter Spirit Week. But also in a way it was quite literally the work week of my life.
Monday 12/9: Winter Gear
Okay so for Monday I simply just did not go to school. I can justify this action by saying that I was sick. Because I was sick I was quite literally fighting for my life. I am the one person with the worst luck on the entire planet. And each time it is winter time I get extremely sick due to the weather change and that was quite evident on Monday and my mother quite literally told me, "stay ur a** at home" and so that is what I did because I am a good daughter and I listen to my mother because according to that one song in Tangles (aka the best Disney princess movie ever) "Mother Knows Best." Even though that can be heavily questioned due to the fact that I think I am more right then she is sometimes. I will not be saying that to her face though because she scares the crap out of me when she gets angry, and I can never take her seriously when she gets mad because I start laughing in her face like the Hyenas from Lion King. Next thing you know I get chased around the house for the next 15 minutes which is a daily occurrence in the "Baig-Mirza House."
Tuesday 12/10: Winter In Florida
Haha. Funny thing. So I had a my entire tropical outfit planned because I thought I could really eat this one up. And I think I really did with the stolen clothes from my parents walk-in closet. But you see that was the problem. I stole the clothes from my parents closet. I stole my dads hideous Hawaiian dad shirt from our Caribbean cruise excursion a few years back. And those hideous khaki slack shorts. Maybe they were not that hideous but I made them look hideous cause he is 6'3 and I am 5'4 so um yeah they looked like ugly oversized pants on my but hey it was a look. And then i stole my mothers Prada sunglasses because I surprisingly do not own a pair for myself because they hurt my head. So as I was about to leave the house they got my red handed in their clothes. They made me do a whole outfit change. They cleary did not approve of the fact that i looked better in their clothes then they ever could fathom them looking that good. Jokes on them. I wad forces to go in normal human clothes according to them that made me look more presentable to the general public of the school not like anyone really gives a fudge nugget.
Wednesday 12/11: White Lies
This day was the day I was looking forward to the most because I was ready to throw some shade at Jose Rodriguez. I will not be lore dropping here yet but long story short I ended things cause that meanie was being mean and annoying and a boy. We all know boys suck. But I don't think I even have to explain this one. When I tell you I got a lot of stares and laughs it was hilarious. The best part was that one the way to sixth period which I have Coyne for AP Seminar I ran like full body slammed right into him wearing this shirt as he was going to Abaya since out classes are right next to each other. I got a whole staredown from him when we crashed into each other like the start or a romance movie (lover-to-lovers, gone enemies-to-lovers). He GRABBED me! hello! Like what! But regardless the shirt really caught him off guard because he was staring at me like a psychopath in the middle of the hallway with his jaw on the floor even as I left because I turned back around to see him still staring at me. Ha! Jokes on him!
Thursday 12/12: Ugly Sweater
Friday 12/13: Nightmare Before Midterms
I simply did not go to school. I had to "study" study for midterms. My parents did not feel like fighting me on this i needed a day to myself. And now I am sitting here all bored and alone writing this chugging my second mug of iced coffee which cannot be healthy.
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